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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Does Santa Claus need a Material Handling System?

Written By: Robin Kochis

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Does Santa Need a Material Handling SystemWhen I first read through the sales coordinator job description at Bastian Solutions, a material handling system integrator, I didn’t fully understand what this company did. Someone on the outside might ask what exactly a material handling system (MHS) is. While the CAD drawings (computer aided design drawings) look like they were drawn by a rocket scientist, an MHS very simply moves (handles) something (material) from point A to point B; an item is going from here to there.

As I learned more about material handling systems, I thought–a silly thought I admit–that even Santa Claus would be more efficient with a conveyor system…

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How a Controls Engineer Does Christmas Lights

Written By: Tim Maynard

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

How a Controls Engineer Does Christmas LightsSo there I was three Christmases ago opening a present from my mother-in-law, and to my surprise, she bought me a Mr. Christmas’s, “The Lights and Sounds of Christmas.” I’ve always put up a lot of lights for Christmas, so the gift made sense, but basically, it’s a box that syncs music to Christmas lights.

That first year I synced some of my Christmas lights to music but found the Mr. Christmas box to be a bit limited since there were only six outputs. So, as a typical controls engineer, I knew I could do this better! Why not treat it as a machine…

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20 Awesome Gifts to Get an Engineer This Holiday Season

Written By: Stefanie Keffaber

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

math-formulas-neck-tieIf you’re anything like me, you’ve probably procrastinated on this year’s holiday shopping. And if you’re really like me, you have an engineer on your shopping list, and you’re struggling to find him or her the perfect gift. Well, you’re in luck because I’ve spent the last week digging around the Internet to find some ideal gifts, ranging from humorous to down right practical…

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Halloween Tips and Tricks for Improving Your Supply Chain

Written By: Bill Bastian II

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

Halloween Tips and Tricks for Improving Your Supply ChainGhosts and goblins aren’t just for Halloween anymore! Improve your supply chain by following these 10 tips and tricks from some of your favorite Halloween characters!

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If Your Business Isn’t Using Online Video, It Should Be…

Written By: Brendan Nusbaum

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

importance of online videoWhether you’re selling material handling systems or the latest fashions, using online video can be a great way to showcase your business and products.  Not convinced? Check out my video to find out the benefits of online video and how to use it properly.